I swipe my card at work, and the card reader says “access denied.”  Is this their way of telling me that I am fired?  After 3 swipes, no access.  Someone did let me in, and my office is still here.  Chaney said something about server problems.  I hope that isn’t the new way that kids these days are saying you’ve been canned.  Guess I am being paranoid.  But why is Harriet keep telling me she has dibs on my computer speakers?