Because my writers are on strike. I threatened to cut their salary in half if they were to dare go on strike, but it gets hard to divide 0 by 2. So I decided to take away the generous benefits I offered them.
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What?! We’re on strike!? Nobody told me this. Man! And I could have had a picket sign and everything. BAH!
I tried my best not to let any of you out of the cave, but guards are too expensive. Once everyone figured out they were just cardboard cut-outs of Au-nowld, they all made a break for it.